"send me a dirty picture"
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
notes on selfies speak louder than words
(Source: urbancatfitters, via departured)
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
(Source: fullmetaljackit, via succeeding)
"She wanted to die, but she also wanted to live in Paris." Gustave Flaubert, Madame Bovary (via larmoyante)
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.